Parent's say the darndest things

Things that I have uttered this week:

We don't make towers out of Applesauce.

You can't draw with a screwdriver.

(When Ohlen was hesitating in front of a puddle outside) Walk through the puddles, that's what boots are for.

Boots are allowed to get dirty.

Don't try to wipe the mud off your boots...with your gloves. :)

We don't eat play dough.

Please don't cuddle with screwdrivers in your hands. (Nothing ruins a great cuddle like a screwdriver in the ribs. :))



As I was reading over these, I realized how many are don'ts. I promise he hears lots of positive things throughout the day too. :) But I think you can see the humor in what lead to these particular don'ts. :)